A Recommendation Letter Worth Not To Get....

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I just got the following in an email and I just loved the twist that it took towards the end. Needless to say that it did make me smile so thought would share with you all. Have a read of a letter of recommendation written by some manager for his team member. I am sure I never want to have such letter for me ever and I am quite certain, you too won't ever want one. Why, well have a read and see for yourself,

                                    Letter of Recommendation

1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10      classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13      executed as soon as possible.

**Addendum**
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

So, do you need one such letter of recommendation ;-) ?

Comments

*~mad munky~* said…
hehe...i liked that
November 22, 2009 10:29 PM
Aman.... said…
Hehehe yep, its damn good!

Aman....
November 22, 2009 10:55 PM
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