Well I just read these questions and answers and I couldn't stop laughing. I am sharing with you all. Hope you will like it too. Have a read: 1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2.) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3.) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks.... Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people. Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4.) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter.... Stupid Question :- Is the "Cheese Butter Masala" good?? Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5.) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.... Stupid Question :- Sweetie ...