A Different Sort Of Programming....

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I got this one in my mail! I am not a programmer and I really don't like programming much. May be that's the reason I chose to become an Database Administrator(which still I have to become though) but this programming is something which I guess even person like me could understand it and as like added bonus,it made me smile too! So have a read,

class Single_ female_professional                                 

 {                                                                
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems; float mind; void knowledge(); har non_co_operative;

 };                                                                                                                                               

 class Married_female_ Software _Professional                               

 {                                                            
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;

 };                                                                          

 class Female_Engaged_ software _professional                               

 {                                                                           

double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boasts;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;

};                                                                          

 class Newly_ Married_software _professional                         

 {                                                                           

double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char henpecked;

 };            

  class Husband_ wife_software _professional                          

 {   

double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_ company;
void love();

 };                                                                       

 class Guy_who_wrote_ this                                                  

 {                                                                         

Long time_on_pc;
void work();

} 

So how it was! Do let me know in which class you fall in ;-)!                                                     

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