Thoughs Of Wisdom....

Some times, there is always an another view of the most commonly occurring things. And that other view is always a little humorous. That's the same I read in the morning. It made me smile so I thought to share it with you all. Let me know how you find it? Have a read:

• Whenever I find keys to success, some one changes the lock.
• To error is human. To forgive is not "company policy".
• The road to success? It is always "under construction".
• Alchohal doesn't solve any problems. But if you think again, neither does milk.
• In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or belong to others.
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Every one has a scheme of getting rich. Its just that it never works.
• If at first you didn't succeed, remove all the evidences that you ever tried!
• You can never determine that which side of the bread to butter. But if it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped over the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corners.
• 42.7% of all the statistics are made on the spot.
• As soon as you mention some thing, if its good, its taken.  If its bad , it happens.
• A golden rule,he who has the gold makes the rules.
• If you come early bus is late. If you come late, bus is still late.
• Once you bought some thing, you will find it sold half the price on ebay the next day.
• When in the queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will have the most complex transactions.
• If you have paper, you won't have pen. If you have pen you won't have paper. If you have both than no one calls.
• If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
• You will pick up the maximum wrong numbers while in roaming.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the washroom.
• After a long wait for your number bus, two will come together and the bus in which you will get in will be more crowded than the other.
• If its your exam tomorrow, there will  be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke some how always finds its way to the face of the non-smoker.

So how was it?